It's so quiet in here, hear the pin drop
Oh what can I do?
There's nothing to do, just plop down in a chair
Listen to some tunes

Play myself some music
Listen to side 2 first
Play myself some music
Pretend I did not lose you

I been so sad all day, watching the clock
Oh what could I do?
My life is a bore, just lay down in the floor
Listen to some songs

Play myself some music
Listen to side 3 first
Play myself some music
Pretend I did not lose you

A ballad makes me think of you
A rocker makes me think of us
But silence makes me cry

I got all these records, but it's such a chore
To choose one
But I must play the game, get settled in the phones
Listen to LPs
Play myself some music
Listen to side 4 first
Play myself some music
Pretend I did not lose you

Play myself some music
Listen to side 1 first
Drink myself some whiskey
Pretend I did not lose you