R. Stevie Moore
Safe, Reliable and Courteous
Safe reliable safe reliable and courteous
Safe reliable and courteous
I'm so safe reliable and courteous
To you
Every once in a while I get in your way
I remember the day I erased you
Just couldn't imagine me facing you
Now that's over and I'm your gentleman
When you're needing a no-risk guarantee
I remember the night when the fight was
You just couldn't imagine what writing was
Now that's over cause I'm your Nobel Prize
Safe reliable safe reliable and courteous
Safe reliable and courteous
I'll be safe reliable and courteous
To you
Darling let me help you get into your dress
Oh my gee you look like the very best
We can meet love, backseat love
Honey listen, I'm your non-toxic rule book
Good golly, you're giving me a cool loon
We can know love, Broadway show love
Sweetheart my heart is building to a climax
For Pete's sake you know we better lie back
We can sing love, this precious thing, love
Every once in a while I forget to see
Every once in a while I forget to be
I remember the day that I needed you
Just couldn't imagine me pleading with you
Every once in a while all my manners die
I remember the month you cut my hair
Just couldn't imagine me sitting there
I remember the year of my etiquette
Just couldn't imagine me helping yet
Now that's over cause I work overtime
Honey honey