Everyday I hear people
Grabbing their key chain remote control
Pointing it at their vehicle
And making little kiddie music

I'm gonna steal your car
I'm gonna dive head first
Through the passenger window
And hot wire the starter ignition
And drop it in reverse
And pull it into my driveway
And claim ownership
It's mine, all mine

I'm gonna steal your car

(Mouth sound of whistle alarm)

Everyday I hear people
Grabbing their key chain remote control
Pointing it at their vehicle
And making littlе kiddie music

Now, cut that out