R. Stevie Moore
There’s No Place for the Young in Rock ‘n’ Roll
Rock 'n' roll is for old people

Kill all the boy bands
Kill all the divas
Kill all the rap kids
Kill British poofters
There's no place for the young
In rock 'n' roll

Kill the award shows (Record companies)
Kill all the bloggers (Chart positions)
Kill all the mashups (A&R; men)
Kill all the 'Merican Idol (Corporate mergers)
There's no place for the young
In rock 'n' roll

Kill all the fake jazz (Indie rock boys)
Kill all the fake folk (Critics, darlings)
Kill all the fake metal (All the iTunes)
Kill all the fake soul (Herald Tribune)
There's no place place roll

No place
There's no place
No place for rock 'n' roll
Kill all the Myspace
Kill dollar downloads
Kill all the podcasts
Kill all American Idol
There's no place for the young
In rock 'n' roll

This is war
Opt out
Kiss my SAP button
No place for the young
In rock 'n' roll
Quit!