So I heard you pumped Patty?
So I hear you bumped Betty?
Really?

Don't be silly, Billy
Warsh yer willy

So it's out: you plugged Peggy?
Did you shout you fucked Fanny?
From behind?
Really?

Don't be Picadilly
Warsh yer willy
Don't be silly, Billy
Warsh yer willy-nilly

What'd you expect? Respect? Genuflect!
Don't go unchecked! Disinfect!

Forget to use a rubber, brother?
Neglect to fit a Trojan on your sojourn?
Really?
Avoiding condoms with a Jane Fondum?
Genuflect!
Careless lover?
Fearless brother!
Day-glow raincoat

So I heard you had Hazel?
So I hear you rammed Rachel?
Really?

Don't be silly, Billy
Warsh yer willy

So it's out: you did Donna?
Did you shout you jammed Johna?
Really?

Don't be Picadilly
Warsh yer willy
Don't be silly, Billy
Warsh yer willy-nilly

So I heard you entered Ethel?
So I hear you plundered Lucy?
Really?

Don't be silly, Billy
Warsh yer willy