[Swiftpaw]
Swiftpaw in the den!
I'm the bravest cat you'll ever meet
Part time, I'll be slaying dogs
And the other, I just slay this beat
And just like how my name implies
I'm the swiftest of the swift
I'm about to leave you in the dust
So get on it
If you can catch my drift
My accomplishments stretch from here
All the way to highstones
You can try to win but I'll laugh when you fail to hold your own
Shrewpaw?
Ha!
Who in Starclan could that be?
Hang on
Can we pause this?
I need to check the warriors wiki...
You were in the books for, like, two sentences!
Are they trying to make us battle, cause we're both apprentices?
Because that's unfair to you
The Windclan version of me
We should keep this tame and have YOU admit defeat
Oh Shrew, you got no chance
I got slaughtered by a pack of dogs
My death is legendary
Yours is lamer than a crusty log
Out of all the ways to kick the can
I can't believe you chased a pheasant
I'm the OG TC king and hero
Bow down to me, peasant
[Shrewpaw]
That's all he wrote?
Glad you got that out of your system
If you were shooting for the pity vote
I can assure you
You missed it
Oh,Swifty
Buddy
Come on, dude!
This isn't worth debating
Besides, when you talk like that
It kinda sounds like you're compensating
Reliability and integrity
I got all the things you lack
I stayed loyal to my leader
You went and blabbed behind her back
It's no wonder you died an apprentice
You impulsive, entitled frill
I hope my words haunt you like
PACK PACK KILL KILL
Yeah, so your end was way more gory
But at least my death had respect
You were off chasing some glory
I was providing for my clan
You went to fight without a plan
If I could chose between you and that bird
I'd be back out on that road, man