[Hollypaw]
Jaypaw, be careful don't forget to watch your step!

[Lionpaw]
Jaypaw, look out! I mean- I didn't mean that!

[Brambleclaw]
Jaypaw, slow down you've got to be more thoughtful!

[Squirrelflight]
Jaypaw, great starclan you're becoming quite a pawful!

[Jaypaw]
Sunrise, moonhigh, they're always on my back
I don't know why I try, it's not like they would ever cut me any slack

"You're far too small you see" well actually I don't!
I just long to be free! I guarantee I'll show them that I'm not a joke!

[Hollypaw]
Jaypaw, I know it's hard to wait...
(Ugh I'm blind but I wish I was deaf right now)

[Lionpaw]
Jaypaw, we can relate!
(I think I have some yew berries with your name on them)
[Brambleclaw]
Jaypaw we know what's best!
(You keep saying that but I don’t think you know what it means)

[Squirrelflight]
Jaypaw, do what we suggest!
(On second thought I'm going to eat those berries.)

[Jaypaw]
Moonrise, sunhigh, they're always at my side!
I can't step out of line, I am confined to match them stride by stride!
I'm about to fall! I don't know how long I can last!

I'm about to tell them all to heed my call, they can come and kiss my furry-

[Hollypaw]
Jaypaw!

[Brambleclaw]
Jaypaw you're being pessimistic
(Wow big words don’t hurt yourself.)

[Hollypaw]
Jaypaw, your goals are unrealistic
(I literally think it would be impossible to care less.)
[Squirrelflight]
Jaypaw, your Destiny's in front of you!
(Lalalalala I can’t hear you)

[Hollypaw, Lionpaw, Squirrelflight, Brambleclaw]
Jaypaw that's just downright rude!
(Good!)

[Jaypaw]
Alright, enough! My paws are tied, I draw the line!
Looks like I am denied a say in my grand design

I'll show you all what it is you cannot see!
Because the only one who's not blind here is...
Me

(Yeah! Think of that one next time!
And with that, I am out of here
Oh we’re going again? Oh.)

[Musical interlude]

Sunrise moonhigh, they're always on my back!
(Jaypaw I know it's hard to wait!)

I don't know why I try! It's not like they would ever cut me any slack!
(Jaypaw we can relate!)
"You're far too small you see" Well actually I don't!
(Jaypaw, we know what's best!)

I just long to be free! I guarantee I'll show them that I'm not some joke!
(Jaypaw, do what we suggest!)

Moonrise, sunhigh, they're always at my side!
(Jaypaw, you're being pessimistic!)

I can't step out of line! I am confined, to match them stride by stride!
(Jaypaw, your goals are unrealistic!)

I'm about to fall, I don't know how long I can last!
(Jaypaw, your Destiny's in front of you!)

I'm about to tell them all to heed my call, they can come and kiss my furry-
(Jaypaw that's downright rude!)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Musical outro plus Jaypaw muttering to viewers, complaining about the music]

And by the way, Hollypaw, I was going to say face
So there was no reason to cut me off!
Ugh! They could not have picked more annoying music!
Um… why is it still playing?
The longer you sit here, the longer I have to listen to this
I’m putting a stop to this!
Stop that beat!
J-just stop!
No, hey hey, stop those drums, stop them right now!
Okay…
Alright, bye…