[Verse 1]
A girl, she wants my BB
She's butters, so I'm like BRB
If you gave me your BB pin
I will throw my BB in the bin
Now a BlackBerry in white
That's dumb like sunbathing at night
Your BB's old, your BB sucks
It came free from a box of Crunchy Nut
Why are you broadcasting me?
You're wasting my phone battery
No, I won't add your friend
Because your friend looks like Rolf Harris

[Hook 1]
3 in the morning and I'll ping your dad
3 in the morning and I'll ping your dad
3 in the morning and I'll ping your dad, I will ping, ping, ping, ping, ping your dad

[Verse 2]
IPhone ek, iPhone do, iPhone teen, iPhone char
Everyone says how amazing they are
But I swear, they all look the same
Shame, lam, £600 on a new iPhone, that's gay
And FaceTime, ain't got time
To see your face, so don't waste my time
Yeah!

[Hook 2]
I made an app about your aunties moustache
I made an app about your aunties moustache
I made an app about your aunties moustache, strong, genuine, vibrant moustache
I made an app about your aunties moustache
I made an app about your aunties moustache
I made an app about your aunties moustache, strong, genuine, vibrant moustache

[Verse 3]
If I had a wife and she was on Twitter
It's illegal but I think I would hit her
Why you following Amitabh Bachchan
Always tweeting Amitabh Bachchan
Amitabh Bachchan, Amitabh Bachchan
You will never get a DM from Amitabh Bachchan
Fine, you can follow him
But expect a spinny bird kick on your mum's chin

[Hook 3]
Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers
Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers
Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers, jam that hype, jam that hype
Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers
Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers
Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers, hard times blud, when you follow yourself

[Verse 4]
My best friend, he's always on Facebook
Chilling with me, but he's on Facebook
Phone in his face, must be Facebook
I'll tell you the problem I have with Facebook
First of all, it's not a book about a face
Leave your phone anywhere, Facebook rape
If you ain't got friends, Facebook's great
And if I poke your mum, please don't hate!

[Hook 4]
On Facebook, I will poke your mum
On Facebook, I will poke your mum
On Facebook, I will poke your mum, I will poke, poke, poke, poke, poke your mum
On Facebook, I will poke your mum
On Facebook, I will poke your mum
On Facebook, I will poke your mum, your mum likes it cuz I poked your mum
Poked your mum!