[Hook]
I woke up feelin' like I just ate the moon
I woke up feelin' like I ate one hundred prunes
Takin' a takin' a shit
Takin' a takin' a shit
Takin' a takin' a shit
Takin' a takin' a shit
Takin' a takin' a shit
Takin' a takin' a shit
Takin' a takin' a shit
Takin' a takin' a shit

[Verse 1: Rick Ross]
I just ate a big bag of nacho chips
Too lazy to cook the cheese, already got the dip
I'm at Outback Steak House tryin' to eat
Some bitches in my section tryin' to eat for free
Any leftovers, I give it to Meek
I don't leave no crumbs, so he just won't eat
He be eatin' Nicki Minaj booty like groceries
When he tell her "It's your turn", she just go to sleep
I just ran a play on some cookies n***a (cookies)
I just ran three steps for that, n***a
I'm already tired, got me huffin' and puffin
Sweet potato, macaroni, turkey, and some stuffing
Eatin' lays, Eatin lays

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Rick Ross]
FRITO LAYS
FRITO LAYS(WHOOOO)
(Open the fucking bag, OPEN THE FUCKING BAG)
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
I love the cheese, I love nacho with the dip
I ate all the chips but I still got some dip left
I'm just gonna eat it with my finger
(Nomming sounds)
Anyone got any POPCORN N***A?