[Verse 1: Micah G]
Gary went to the marketplace
Because he needed some food
But he had lobster hands
So he couldn't buy himself some food

[Verse 2: Max Hiney]
Gary went to the marketplace
And he had lobster hands
Gary went to his wife
And she left him
Because he had lobster hands

[Outro: Micah G]
But how will Gary live
How will Gary die
How will Gary lie
He is an honest man like Abraham Lincoln