[Spoken: Max Hiney]
We are now 20 years on
Gary has moved all over the country
Right now we are in the middle of the summer

Gary's hands are near boiling
Gary cannot tell the truth about his hands
For he cannot lie, for he is an honorable man

Gary wears oven mitts everywhere he goes
If people ask him he must move cause he cannot tell a lie
And he can't tell people about his lobster hands
Otherwise the CIA is gonna come get him cause he has lobster hands