[Intro: Will Ferrell]
If you ain't first, then your last

[Chorus: Hodgepodge]
You had a perfect story, now I’m here to mess up the plot
Ricky Bobby, getting first and your not
Don’t mess with me that shouldn’t be a thought
Turn your head into a pretzel, turn to knot
You had a perfect story, now I’m here to mess up the plot
My next target in the game, dalmatian your on a dot
Ricky Bobby, getting first and your not
Turn your head into a pretzel, turn to knot

[Verse 1: Hodgepodge]
Ricky Bobby if you ain't first then you last
2 cars, turn up the dash
One push to start, encased that your asked
Like a downed QB, put the pain in the pass
Fast flow I’m bringing it back
Pockets getting greener, chloroplast
Hit you with an orb, something spherical
Zen, I believe in me, talking so spiritual
Someone of yall missing something, gotta hole like cheerio
Raising brains with the lyrics, ain’t no cereal
Velveeta, your lyrics are cheese
Turning up, I’m 5 thousand degrees
Like frozone, make you stop in tracks, freeze
Like Doritos, I told her this nacho cheese