[Chorus]
I drive around on my butt like a car (What?)
Picture Mario Kart, no kart
Huh, huh, huh, huh, and the gas? That's farts (Brrt)
If I can stand up, then I found a place to park

[Verse 1]
(Ayo, Oddwin)
It's the opposite of Pixar's Cars
Actin' like a car with the body of a person (What?)
As opposed to vice versa
I'm like a Merc, you're a Nissan Versa
Yeah, my behind is my vehicle
Like a lady, I sit down when I need to go (Like piss)
Fully tinted shades, and I keep it low
The eyes are the window to the Kia Soul
If I'm winkin', that's my blinker
If I'm blinkin', that's my cautions
It's how I let you know this where the fog is
It's less a steering wheel, and more a sausage
Yep, it is as you fеared, my Johnny's how I steer (What?)
I know it looks weird, but I'm only switchin' gears
And my motor oil is beer (I likе, um, beer)
The windshield wiper fluid is my tears

[Bridge]
She's in love with who I am (Yeah)
Back in high school, I used my buttocks as a Lamb
A Lamborghini, not a sheep (Baa)
I'm a Ram, you're a Nissan Leaf (Ayy)
[Chorus]
I drive around on my butt like a car (Yes)
Picture Mario Kart, no kart
Huh, huh, huh, huh, and the gas? That's farts (It's farts, brrt)
If I can stand up, then I found a place to park

[Verse 2]
Half chub, full throttle (Neow)
Why would someone do this? God knows
I try to dodge a route with cobbles (Ow)
I just bruised my tookus, pothole (Ow)
If I'm goin' "beep", I'm in reverse (Beep, beep)
Grab the shaft, and she put it in first
If I'm in a crash, I won't get hurt (Nope)
The airbag is a pillow in my shirt (Yes)
I don't have a car alarm, I just scream
I don't have tires, just jeans
I just got a wax, butt cheeks (Yes)
Cables on my nippies, jump me

[Bridge]
You call yourself a car guy?
Heh, I'm a freakin' car guy (Okay? So don't even)
Wood grain, make a hard right (Skrrt)
And I sound congested when I start, like
[Non-Vocal Outro]