[SQUIP]
Christine is begging for assistance Jeremy
She's helpless and craving
She clearly needs saving
And you hold the key
Woah-oh-oh-oh Jeremy

If we get her corrected
You'll both be connected
Literally
Woah-oh-oh-oh

She's lost and over come with hesitation
She wished she knew what life is all about
A SQUIP can fix her current situation
She'll improve without a doubt
It'll be you who helps her out

Let's save the pitiful children!

[ALL]
Woah-oh

[SQUIP]
Let's save the pitiful children!

[ALL]
Woah-oh

[SQUIP]
Let's teach the pitiful children
Who haven't a clue
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you

Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
People embracing
And interfacing!
Beep-bop-boop-boop

Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ighted
When you improve the lives of all her peers
SQUIP the school get everyone uni-i-ited
Jocks and geeks will hug and chat while-

[JENNA ROLAND]
'scuse me what the frick is that

[JEREMY]
Oh, I'm just filling this prop beaker with "Puck's pansy serum"
It's just Mountain Dew with some wintergreen tic-tacs at the bottom

[JENNA]
I'm getting Mr. Reyes

[JEREMY]
WAIT! How... are you feeling today?

[JENNA]
No one's ever asked me that before
You know, I know everything about everyone in this school but no one knows anything about me!

[JEREMY]
Cool, drink this!

[JENNA]
Woah-oh-oh-oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[JEREMY AND SQUIP]
Let's save the pitiful children!

[JENNA]
Woah-oh

[JEREMY AND SQUIP]
Let's save the pitiful children!
Let's teach the pitiful children who haven't a clue
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you!

{JENNA]
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-ooooooh

[ALL BESIDES SQUIP]
Let's save the pitiful children!

[SQUIP]
Beep beep beep beep boop!

[ALL BESIDES SQUIP]
Let's save the pitiful children!

[SQUIP]
SQUIP SQUIP SQUIP SQUIP
SQUIP SQUIP SQUIP SQUIP

[ALL BESIDES SQUIP]
Let's teach the pitiful children
Who haven't a clue

[SQUIP]
If that's what we do
If that's what we do

[ALL]
Then
Everything about us is going to be wonderful
We love everything about SQUIPS!
Everything about us is going to be so alive!
We could never live without SQUIPS!

[SQUIP]
You won't feel left out or unsure

[ALL]
Not pitiful children anymore!
'Cause everything about us is going to be cool
When... We... Rule!