"Why do I have all of these notifications?"
"We just hit three million subscribers!"
"What?!"

Never thought I'd see the day when everything would be this way
We just hit three million subscribers!
I don't know how to feel, someone pinch me, is this real?
I think they only subscribed 'cause of Tiger!

"I think you're right!"

Wow, this happened, oh, so fast, every video's been a blast!
Except the smoothie challenge video
I threw up, it wasn't fun, but now we have three million subscribers and they think we have bad puns! (Pun!)

And we... are so thankful! Because...
We just hit three million subscribers today!
That's a lot of people, yeah, wouldn't you say?
Haters, please just step back and get out of our way!
We just hit three million today!

"We don't really have a lot of haters"
"I know, but it just fits with the song"
"Well, what should we do now?"
"Um, I have an idea!"