[Intro: All New Brandon]
Sometimes, in life
You just gotta sit back, relax, and play some Minecraft
Fortnite? Nah, stop clownin' around
I'm 'bout to hand it back off to Knock Monsterr
AKA Minecraft Alex
Using bars to build a diamond palace

[Hook: Knock Monsterr]
Diamonds on my body, feel like Minecraft Alex
Hit up the server with your Minecraft bad bitch
Taking all the dubs, I don't need no practice
Netherite palace, livin' so lavish
Diamonds on my body feel like Minecraft Alex
Fuck off, you're so useless like lapis
Taking all the dubs, no practice
House with the beacon, yeah, I'm livin' so lavish

[Verse 1: Knock Monsterr]
Feel like Steve, all diamonds, no netherite
Tryna throw hands and I'll see you in the Nether, aight?
Hell nah, you ain't even optimized
They tryna zoom in on me like it's OptiFine
And these gamers can't stand it (Yuh)
They're comin' for my ores like a bandit
Hop up in the mine cart, don't need no Bentley
'Cause all the mobs and the opps tryna end me
Yuh, no you can't even (Can't even)
I'm in the cave bossin' like Steven (Like Steven)
No matter what biome, what patch, what season
I take my sword out and the hoes stop breathin'
What you say? Bitch, you're laggin' (You're laggin')
I'm ridin' on the Ender Dragon (Dragon)
Blow my ears out at the Hypixel rave and
There's a demon in my head, I told him, "Fuck you, I'm gaming!"

[Verse 2: Justin Abisror]
I don't have a doubt, haters, they be chasing
Bitches want my clout, I'm Minecraft flexing
They try to spawn a fight, I say they're just acting
They call me Quick Charge, I am an enchantment
Yeah, I got it all, I'm talking netherite beacon
Jump in the Nether and I start seeking
Wither boss afraid, he know I'll be creepin'
I don't jitter click, I am not here cheating
[Verse 3: Genghis Yajj & Knock Monsterr]
(Woo!)
You know that I'm fly
With that elytra, PVP me, you'll die
Over your castle, launched by that TNT
Drop in your battle, you know you're no match with me
Minecraft warlord, nabbin' honor
Got armaments from a million spawners
You want the flames? You know that I've got ya
Griefed more houses than President Obama (Barack Obama!)

[Verse 4 Mitchell Neill & Gallagath]
Fuck you, take your diamonds, baby
Just to be a bitch, that’s Praxis, maybe
Dig down low in the mineshaft
You can never touch me, you just go and dance your ass off
In the Minecraft rave
Pop two pills, now we’re flying, ooh
It’s creative the way the beat flow
But when I’m done with it you know you’ll be thinking Cristal
In a crystal cup ‘cause when we pull up with Alex, yeah, you know what’s up (Whoa)
In a crystal cup ‘cause when we pull up with Alex, yeah, you know what’s up (Whoa)

[Verse 5: Gallagath]
Living so lavish, I've been on my baddest
Y-level ten, know I'm at it again
But these diamonds on my body feel like nothing else (Else)
Looking at the world, I can't help myself
Time flies by when I'm out in the mine
The stock market's looking pretty good today, hey? (Hmm)
(Shout out to Knock Monsterr for opening up the LAN)
Hope nobody steals my diamonds tonight, right? (Let’s go!)
[Hook: Kinzsters with Peach Rings, Knock Monsterr, & Justin Abisror]
Diamonds on my body, feel like Minecraft Alex (Diamonds in my chest, like I’m Minecraft Alex)
Hit up the server with your Minecraft bad (Boink) (Bad bitch)
Taking all the dubs, I don't need no practice
Netherite palace, livin' so lavish (Nether ice palace, livin’ so lavish)
Diamonds on my body, feel like Minecraft Alex (Diamonds in my chest, like I’m Minecraft Alex)
(Boink) off, you're so useless like lapis
Taking all the dubs, I don’t need no practice
House with the beacon, yeah, I'm livin' so lavish

[Verse 6: Lil Garbo]
I said, "Fuck you, I’m gaming"
I'ma catch a body once I go Super Saiyan
In my Minecraft house is where I’ve been staying
Your girl got the sex mod and we are playing
Don’t play with me or I’ll smack you in the head
Just turned to night, now we’re cuddled in the double-bed
You’re a bitch boy, why don’t you dig down?
Fall in lava, while she’s getting d--ked down
You’re mad right now, just saw all my diamonds
Just killed your dog, like I hit Brian
I can give you some, don’t you worry though
Don’t pay me back, I have enough jewelry, ho
Skin looks fresh as hell, you can’t fuck with that
Feeling pretty Gucci, you can call me Future’s bucket hat
Goodbye for now, I gotta log off
Don’t grief my house, or I’ll hit you with this sawed off, hit you with this sawed off

[Bridge: Peach Rings]
I want to mine
Don’t waste my time
No OptiFine
Flying so high like an ender eye
I want to mine
Diamonds in my chest, sword netherite
Got your bitch in my Minecraft bed
Now she got you blocked, left in the End

[Verse 7: Actually Not Hayden]
Ayy, 2020 in survival mode
I could tell you more, but fuck it, even I don't know
All I know is that I spent it in the wrong place
Met a shitty villager and made a bad trade
Bad faith, you took my banter out of context
So I broke your heart for the Twitter content
Comments like you don't know my concept
Constant questioning my responses
Nonsense, feeling like you all impostors
Callin' me sus, though I cannot say it any softer
Been Minecraft in the quarantine
We been livin life like that this is fine, mean
We been tryna talk, but our tongues TNT
You keep saying slurs so I blocked you on Steam
Now I know I’m not based, but I could be cringer
Remember my ass, your new God is ginger

[Hook: Knock Monsterr]
Diamonds on my body, feel like Minecraft Alex
Hit up the server with your Minecraft bad bitch
Taking all the dubs, I don't need no practice
Netherite palace, livin' so lavish
Diamonds on my body feel like Minecraft Alex
Fuck off, you're so useless like lapis
Taking all the dubs, no practice
House with the beacon, yeah, I'm livin' so lavish

[Verse 8: griffy]
Now I’m-now I’m-now I’m
Livin', livin' lavish
If you want it, you can have it
Take my heart, make it bleed, you could stab it
Then fake you out like a catfish
Now I’m big, big now
I stay up 'til 10, now I farm these cows
Girl, think again 'fore I blow up your house
Girl, think again, I'll I blow up your house
Fu-fu-fu-fuck your diamonds
All the gems that I’m hiding
You can try, you can try, know you won’t find ‘em
Yeah, yeah, I know you won’t find them
Blast off in the sky
Firework, firework, watch how I fly
Fu-fu-fu-fuck your diamonds
Got a full chest full of netherite

[Hook: Knock Monsterr]
Diamonds on my body, feel like Minecraft Alex
Hit up the server with your Minecraft bad bitch
Taking all the dubs, I don't need no practice
Netherite palace, livin' so lavish
Diamonds on my body feel like Minecraft Alex
Fuck off, you're so useless like lapis
Taking all the dubs, no practice
House with the beacon, yeah, I'm livin' so lavish

[Outro: Justin Abisror & Omni]
Boo!
I don’t cheat, I’m not a hacker
But I know where you live, and I know you cheat and you hack
So you better watch your back
MINECRAFT!!! NO!!! STEVE?