[Verse 1: Knock Monsterr]
I finally understand why they're hating on me
'Cause I'm a nightcore bad bitch like it's 2013
Dance like I'm Drake in 2015
Couldn't keep the shit clean in 2016
Now I pull the strings like I'm Jolyne
Bleached out dreams, damn, I need some caffeine
Archetypical edgy bitch tendencies
Man, they hate my evil schemes
That's just how my honey be

[Chorus: griffy & OHNOMAN!]
If you touch me, I'ma hit you with the labrys
Tragic, you won't even know what happened
Laughin' and we all at your crib crashin'
Yeah, we trashin'
Meet me in the car, we'll be whiplashin'
Goin' to the store, trailblazing new fashion
Imagine w-w-walkin' in the streets like gods
Our looks'll cut deep like a labrys calling card

[Verse 2: Justin Abisror]
I'm gonna Harlem Shake my way to the bank
My crew is acting funny like we did a prank
Hahahahaha, like we did a prank
​skullhoney number one, you're a lower rank
Gonna crash into your party, I'm a VIP
Let me fly so high, yeah, I'm carefree
I'm a little, sneaky, speedy bumblebee
Got this H-I-V-E, it's not a spelling bee (Buzz, buzz)

[Verse 3: Peach Rings]
Comin' out the back room like the man behind the slaughter
FNAF bullshit, but you know I'm still hotter, ayy
All you little TERFs that are whinin' in the comments
You can suck my dick
You're callin' hyperpop trash 'til the second that it's cool
I'll bite off your frontal lobe, you're like the puppet, act a fool
Spring-traps aren't gay, fuck off with that bullshit
I'm the trans Freddy Fazbear, fuck the government
[Chorus: griffy & OHNOMAN!]
If you touch me, I'ma hit you with the labrys
Tragic, you won't even know what happened
Laughin' and we all at your crib crashin'
Yeah, we trashin'
Meet me in the car, we'll be whiplashin'
Goin' to the store, trailblazing new fashion
Imagine w-w-walkin' in the streets like gods
Our looks'll cut deep like a labrys calling card

[Break: griffy & OHNOMAN!]
If-If-If you touch me
If you, if you touch me
If-If you touch, if you touch
I'ma hit you with the, hit you with the
If you touch me
If you, if you touch me
If-If-If you touch, if you touch
I'ma hit you with the, hit you with the
Meet me in the car, meet me in the car
Meet me in the
Meet me in the car, meet me in the car
Meet me in the
Meet me in the car, meet me in the car, gods
Our looks'll cut deep, a labrys calling card
[Chorus: griffy & OHNOMAN!]
If you touch me, I'ma hit you with the labrys
Tragic, you won't even know what happened
Laughin' and we all at your crib crashin'
Yeah, we trashin'
Meet me in the car, we'll be whiplashin'
Goin' to the store, trailblazing new fashion
Imagine w-w-walkin' in the streets like gods
Our looks'll cut deep like a labrys calling card

[Outro: Cr1TiKaL]
Whoo! Yeah, baby!