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Mother Freakin’ Crybaby Anthem
[Intro]
Griffin
Griffin, time to wake up
[Verse 1: griffy]
I-I-I-I don't go hard because it makes me very nervous
I'm crying in the bathroom like everybody heard it, heard it
Tell me something good, and you know I'll try to curve it, curve it
Cryin' like a crybaby, cryin' at a service
[Chorus: griffy]
Got me in tears, yeah, cryin' all the time
I'm a fuckin' baby, snort a baby powder line
I know at the end of the day, I'll be just fine
Then I piss my pants again, yeah, I don't know why
[Verse 2: verytinyplanet with griffy]
Why'd you have to make me cry?
Snot coming out my nose, pissing out my eyes
I would be lying to say I hate crying
Denying I'm flying from these emotional highs
Picture of a frog, man, that shit made my cry
Sometimes something is so cute it makes me want to die
Ever think about the meaning of your stupid life? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Or picture someday in the future with your stupid wife?
Cutting up the wedding cake with a stupid knife
Loving her for the rest of your stupid life
Growing old together 'til you stupid die
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, now I wanna cry
Denying I'm flying from these emotional highs
Or goodbyes?
[Refrain: verytinyplanet & griffy]
If you wanna be my boo
Gotta get with the boo-hoo
It's not a problem with my mood
Maybe it's just you
[Verse 3: verytinyplanet]
I'm a crying crow, don't underestimate
I could even cry while I masturbate
I could be sobbing while my cock is throbbing
And your head is bobbing 'cause I'm thinking 'bout how you're so great
[Refrain: verytinyplanet & griffy]
If you wanna be my boo
Gotta get with the boo-hoo
It's not a problem with my mood
Maybe it's just you
[Chorus: griffy]
Got me in tears, yeah, cryin' all the time
I'm a fuckin' baby, snort a baby powder line
I know at the end of the day, I'll be just fine
Then I piss my pants again, yeah, I don't know why
[Outro]
Facts don't care about your feelings
And let me tell you something, dear
You must've been the facts
Because you didn't care about my feelings