[Verse1]
I've got these two little dolls hanging from my family tree
Let's see what they do if we dress them up like you and me
Let's put that little boy doll in a tuxedo
Let's put that little girl doll in a white dress
Let's see how they handle lies, scandal, stress

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh this one looks bored
This one looks mean
They both look like they've had enough

[Chorus]
Let's not say I do because it's a thing to do
Let's not just say I do because it's a thing to do

[Verse 2]
I've got these two little dolls hanging from my family tree
Let's see what they do if we dress them up like you and me

[Chorus]
Let's not say I do because it's a thing to do
Let's not just say I do because it's a thing to do

[Bridge]
[Chorus]