[Verse 1]
When you came out of your mom
Def Leppard playing at the hospital 4 U
You know a tadpole makes a frog
A Little lily pad makes a home 4 U
And did you ever think you had it?
Did you really think the water fell 4 U?
Well it's gonna be a hard one
A hard rain babe is bound to fall 4 U

[Chorus]
It's gonna sting when the doors don't swing 4 U
Give me a call when the disco ball ain't U
It's gonna hurt when the boys don't flirt with U
They'll leave you high and dry but I'll be there 4 U

[Verse 2]
When we made out on your lawn
Britney was playing on the radio 4 U
We stole a 50 from your mom
I waltzed up and down the avenue 4 U
And did you really think we had it?
Did you really think the lovers fell for you?
Well, it's gonna be a sad one
A sad day beb, is bound to come 4 U
[Chorus]
It's gonna sting when the doors don't swing 4 U
Give me a call when the disco ball ain't U
It's gonna hurt when the boys don't flirt with U
They'll leave you high and dry but I'll be there 4 U

[Spoken from "Poets Condolences to Critics" by Marcus Jackson]
Complete pity
Your delicate skin forbids you

From the June sun strumming
Every atom in this public park

Sympathy for your keen
Allergies, frenzied by the fine

Green powder our children
Kick airborne, running

And play-screaming through clover
Our gravest laments extend

Toward your diabetes, dismissing
This stocky slice of sweet potato pie

Auntie-baked, from an unwritten recipe
Only family's allowed to learn