[Verse 1]
I find that all my charm wears off after a couple drinks
Anyone with their antennas up can see that I’m high
A Fatbrokeloser with dishonest thoughts of being somebody
A sad dude looking for a ticket to ride
I wondered why my nephew scared me so much and then I figured it out
I hate myself so much why would I make a new me
Maybe he’ll be better, an upgrade, a standout
A college essay who overcomes his upbringing

[Chorus]
I used to talk to Jesus
Now I’m drunk and talking to myself
Used to think I was someone
Now I see that I’m someone else
Used to think I was Jesus
Sent down here as God’s own son
Thought that everybody loved me
Now I see I was the only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one

[Verse 2]
Maybe I loved you or maybe just got used to you being here
But by the end it was clear that we had drifted apart
I wonder what kind of plans God has for you basic bitches
People spend their whole life trying to find love
Me, I spend more time scheming ways to put an end to myself
Or at least pull a blanket over all of the noise
But I ain’t gonna give the ghost up ‘til my name’s in your mouth
Not because you love me, girl, but because you can’t escape my voice
[Chorus]
Well I used to talk to Jesus
Now I’m drunk and talking to myself
Used to think I was someone
Now I see that I’m someone else
Used to try to act like Jesus
Sent down here as God’s own son
Thought that everybody needed me
Now, I see I was the only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one

[Bridge]
Maybe I’ll get better one day
When I get all of this shit out of my head
Maybe I’ll get famous
Take a bunch of pills and wind up dead
Who knows
Who knows
I know, Oh, I know
I’m the only one
[Outro]
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one
The only one