Beau fell down the stairs again and everybody laughed
He knocked out all his teeth and then he spilled his can of Pabst
The party ended there, and no one even cared
And everybody laughed when Beau fell down the stairs

You could smash a 40 or eat 7 tacos each
We found em' in the bushes outside of Taco Bell Beach
The party ended there, and no one even cared
And everybody laughed when Beau fell down the stairs

And down at the hospital
They said he couldn't be safe
We tried to get him some help
But nobody cares anyway