VERSE 1 (ZACH HERRON):

JUnIor mints are the best halloween candy (halloween!!!)
I show up to my groupies house in a chris brown costume (freaky friday!)

I love my almond joy bars (love em!)
Cause im white as fUuUuUUUcK!!!!!!


VERSE 2 (CORBYN BESSON)

Zachs a crackhead but we been kneww!!! (crackhead!)

And also a dumb bitch!!! (dumb bitch!)

We dont claim nasty ass herron! (nasty!)

Cause he’s a stupid ass man whore! (mAn WhOrE!!!)


CHORUS

JUNIOR MINTS AND ALMOND JOYS ARE THE WORST HALLOWEEN CANDIES TO EVER EXIST IF YOU LIKE THEM YOU’RE PROBABLY WHITE XX