You say you work on weekends
At seven in the morning
You fuck me like an old friend
Say your ex was pretty boring, well me too

And you walk me to bodegas
I forgot they're open late night
Maybe someday I could date ya
We'll play dress up and I might need you

And I’ll still pretend
That I’m your man
And you never mind me staying out when you’re at home in bed
Oh and it’s the fool
Who fell for you
No it's not me talking, don’t believe a word he says to you
Oh, let’s pretend
You’ll picture me too

So tell me what you’re into
And I can do ya that way
Throw your back against the window
Leave your clothes on in the hallway, with your shoes

Show me to your best friends
I’ll wear a brand new t-shirt
So better first impression
Is what I’ll leave when it’s all over with you
And I’ll still pretend
That I’m your man
And you never mind me staying out when you’re back home in bed
Oh and it’s the fool
Who fell for you
No, it's not me talking don’t believe a word he says to you
Oh, let’s pretend
You’ll picture me too

Yeah sha la la la oh
Sha la la la oh
Sha la la la oh
Sha la la la oh
Sha la la la oh
Sha la la la aaaaaah

And let’s still pretend
That I’m your man
And you never mind me staying out when you’re back home in bed
Oh and it’s the fool
Who fell for you
No, it's not me talking, don’t believe a single word he says to you
Oh, let’s pretend
You’ll picture me too

Oh, let’s pretend
You’ll picture me too
Oh, let's pretend
You’ll picture me too