[Verse 1]

I've got that bounce that they can't achieve
So phat the shit is clogging up their arteries
Coughing up a part of me
Honestly I don't know where to start with these gassy individuals
Who make it so hard to breath, inconsistently
Operation 'keep it clean' failed miserably
Still it's going so swimmingly
Admittedly, probably be remembered as the biggest prick in history
Who did it so despicably
Little yellow men who run around tickle me
Animated playback, flames in the dysentery
Trying to get them days back, chained so differently
You is a little waste cack, consider this your christening
Hold your nose and lay back
Who's a little baby, you soft little baby shut up!
I keep it calmer and practise the pranayama
Your style is about as flavoursome as an Asda tomato

[Hook 1]

And when it comes to that skill I'm pterodactILL
Man are never sat still
I remember that thrill
Me? Trying to put the fun back in this shit
You? You were never that real