[Verse 1]
I can hear you two floors down
I can hear you two floors down (hey)
This is a building
This is a building
This is a building
This is a...
I can hear you two floors down
I can hear you two floors down (ohh)
This is a building
This is a building
This is a building
This is a...

[Chorus]
Asshole pandemic
Why’s this fucking dick gotta be such a cock?
Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh
Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh
Asshole pandemic
All your fucking knocking is pissing us off
Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh
Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa-oh whoa-oh

[Verse 2]
Can you keep that noise down?
Can you keep that noise down?
I ain’t kidding
I ain’t kidding
I ain’t kidding
Oh, no
It’s too loud for six at night
It’s too loud for six at night (yeah!)
Me and my wife
Me and my wife
Me and my wife
We’re trying to fight