We don’t make much money
That should come as no surprise
We got drunk before we left so we wouldn’t have to spend much tonight
When the money’s almost gone
We find a way to still have fun
Chalk it up to being drunk, or just being dumb

We ain’t leaving ‘til the beers are done 'cause
We are getting drunk before we go out drinking x2
That is the best part of our night
Oh yeah
Getting drunk and feeling fine
Oh yeah

We always bring lots of extras
We’re alley beer drinking guys
And if you can’t find us, it’s ‘cause we’re drinking outside
Yeah, when we’re at home we are just watching TV
We’re not real fun guys
We’ll party with you at a bar if we have to but before we go out tonight

We are getting drunk before we go out drinking x3
That is the best part of our night