Of the twenty-seven years I've been living
I can't think of one where I claimed that I wanted to
I feel my heart, feel my heart ticking
Counting down the days til I'm dead
Then you can throw me overboard
Or shoot my ashes from a cannon
While The Boys play "Cowboy Song"

If I change my ways
I wouldn't have to stay
But there's a hole in my heart about the size of a bottle
And I like to fill it in every day

Well, I don't put too much stock in heaven
If it's really there, is it really where I wanna be?
My shitty friends ain't getting in there
I can only do so much drinking alone
Before I phone up Brodie and Jordan and Chris
So maybe we can tie one on

If I change my ways
I wouldn't have to stay
But there's a hole in my heart about the size of a bottle
And I like to fill it in every day

If I change my ways
I wouldn't have to stay