The kind of place you don't go without reason
I heard it gets rough here in the off-season
It's the kind of place we might not get out alive
It's just somewhere to stop on a real long drive
I bet the locals only come out after it gets dark
And the tourists: the kind of people who love waterparks

We got two rooms at The Polynesian
I'm not even sure what town I should be in
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
The sign said the waterslide is closed for the evening

Went to look for a bar
I asked this girl on the street
She said, "What kind of trouble are you looking to meet?"
I said, "I'm pretty easy. What should I expect?
Is there anywhere anyone here ever goes to dance?"
She said, "Goatees, tall cans, camo pants and Packers fans."

I said, "We got two rooms at The Polynesian
We're in a band but tonight we're not playing
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
The waterslide's closed but it'll open in the morning"

Saw a rollercoaster
Hopped the fence
Climbed to the top and walked around for a bit
This place is deader than that pool guy's eyes
This place makes me feel like we're the last ones alive
And for that, I kind of like its vibe