Sometimes we hang out and we both just lose our heads
Forget who we are but remember when we were kids
Oh, Johnny-boy, our talent is misconceived
I guess we got too drunk waiting for those kids to leave

I started walking
But then you said, "Shred until you're dead"
Or until you break your wrist again

I knew we should have left when you had to take a shit
That Port-O-Potty didn't have no papers in it
You took my notebook and you promised not to use any songs And then you wiped your ass with all the best ones

I was ready to go home
Then you said, "Shred until you're dead"
Or until you break your wrist again

I swear it's over
Why can't this be over?
I swear it's over
This is the last time

You went down hard so I had to pull you out of the pool
Got in a cab and we're back at the hospital
You told me "Go home" 'cause you thought you'd be fine
Gave you my flask
I wanted you to have a good time