Nobody shakes hands anymore
It's all hugging
I don't make much but I still make something
I bought you guys a bottle of wine
But it's not the costs-more-than-six-dollars kind

Don't thank me for those twelve beers 'cause they're mine
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I hope no one notices how much I drink at the

Adult party
Eight to twelve-thirty
Split a six pack and get to bed early
"It's nice to see you"
That's all I said
There's a coat pile on the bed and there's three dips in the spread

When I say these people ain't my kind
I'm drinking more than everyone here combined
I lose on purpose every time we play
'Cause I love the penalties in your drinking games

Maybe that's a problem
But, hey, I'm fine
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I'm starting to care less if they see what I drink at the