[Intro]
Yay! I must be important!
In fact, I feel so important, that I think I’m gonna do a rap about it
It’s time to get jiggy with it
PBG in da house! Go!!!

[Verse]
Hangin' out in the woods and I’m wearin' my greens
All the girls run up and tell me about their magic beans
I run above the ground and I would be crowned
The best Link ever but I can’t be found
Droppin’ bombs on Mido 'cause he’s kinda mean
I’ve got more glitchy funk than the title screen
I’m so glitch, more than any other
I’ve got bigger ears than a know-it-all brother
Hoppin’ on the water and I can’t get out
I don’t even understand what you’re talkin' 'bout
I’m the all-time greatest rapping Kokiri
I pick up cuccos and shoot 'em for three
I’m really super awesome and I just can’t lie
When my body does this, I somehow do not die
Get my own theme song everywhere I visit
Because I break every single law of physics

[Outro]
Yeah, that was the rap
It was ok…
I might, I might [?]
That’s it! That’s it