Part I: Detective

[Verse 1]
Smash the truck, smash the truck
I'm a detective so I smash the truck
You think you smashed the truck? No, I smashed the truck!
I'm the one that smashed the truck

[Verse 2]
Smash the trash can, smash the trash can
I'm a detective so I smash the trash can
Beat this kid... okay I didn't do that...
But smash the truck I definitely did!

[Verse 3]
Uh, smash the truck, smash the truck
I'm a detective so I smash the truck
I think I smashed the truck

[Outro]
Was it okay, if I did that?
I think I- 'cause I smashed that...
That was part of my detective case... d- duh...evidence
I needed to evidence that truck
Am I going to jail?

Part II: Secret Agent

[Intro]
I think it's about time we rap
This video up, if you know what I mean
Aw yeah, you feelin' it, Smiley Man?
Here we go

[Verse 1]
Hack a computer, hack a computer
I'm a secret agent so I hack a computer
You think I'll get in trouble? No, I hack a computer!
I'm a secret agent so I hack a computer
[Verse 2]
Helpin' the people while stealin' their stuff
I wait 'til they're vulnerable then hack their computers!
You think you have freedom? That's just a guise
I'll break into your house and then rape you with my eyes, pause

[Verse 3]
Salvage some parts, salvage some parts
Robots don't have rights, so I'll salvage their parts
Gotta solve the case so I do what I do
You say the puppy's yours? I can see right through you!

[Verse 4]
Doin' some science, doin' some science
It don't make no sense, but I'm doin' some science
Break into a safe, it's just for evidence
It's not like larceny's a capital offence, peace!