[Intro]
I have a little song for you guys, I-
I hope it's okay, it's from the heart
So here I go

[Verse 1]
Onox is a really, really bad guy
And he's really tall
Spin your sword around
And kick his spiky balls
Kick his balls for me one more time, heh, you got it
Way past Christmas and I'm sitting here
Still doing Zelda stuff, oops
B-but I should probably get back to saving Din
And her shiny bracelet hoops
Seriously, those things are a little bit eccentric

[Verse 2]
When you win, the floor starts caving under
Like that Mario Party game
Then he's a dragon for some reason
And you must take your aim
So hit his gem
And something, something, somеthing
Kill him

[Outro]
Thank you for not closing the video, evеrybody, I appreciate it
Merry late Christmas! I'm sorry
Bye!