Go Luigi, run around and
Walk up to the info stand and
Answer questions, just endure!
Go on a Great Wall of China tour!
Don't you sweat it, it's so easy
Something, something, lemon squeezy
This entire bit is super cheesy
I forgot heights make me really queasy
Come on Luigi, you can do it
Travel the world, there's nothin' to it
Also make some money? That's the spirit!
If I don't beat this soon I'm probably gonna quit...