You took me to a show
I didn't really want to go
But it was your favourite band
So I went and held your hand
But it didn't seem like it made you happy

I spent my last 10 dollars
On a taxi to the Corner Hotel
I pulled out all my hair
One [?]
But when we got there
It was so dull

And when you go away
I water your plants every day
Then when you get back home
They'll be there when you're all alone
And they'll make you happy