[Verse 1]
Jen insists that we buy organic vegetables
And I must admit that I was a little sceptical at first
A little pesticide can't hurt
Never having too much money
I get the cheap stuff at the supermarket
But they're all pumped up with shit
A friend told me that they stick nicotine in the apples

[Chorus]
If you can't see me, I can't see you
(I can't see you)
If you can't see me, I can't see you

[Verse 2]
Heading down the Highway Hume
Somewhere at the end of June
Taxidermied kangaroos are littered on the shoulders
A possum Jackson Pollock is painted on the tar
Sometimes I think a single sneeze could be the end of us
My hay-fever is turning up, just swerved into a passing truck
Big business overtaking without indicating
He passes on the right, been driving through the night
To bring us the best price

[Chorus]
If you can't see me, I can't see you
(I can't see you)
If you can't see me, I can't see you
[Verse 3]
More people die on the road than they do in the ocean
Maybe we should mull over culling cars instead of sharks
Or just lock them up in parks where we can go and view them
There's a bypass over Holbrook now
Paid for with burgers no doubt
I've lost count of all the cows, there'll be no salad sandwiches
The law of averages says we'll stop in the next town
Where petrol price is down
What do I know, anyhow?

[Chorus]
If you can't see me, I can't see you
(I can't see you)
If you can't see me, I can't see you
If you can't see me, I can't see you
(I can't see you)
If you can't see me, I can't see you
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