He’s a Spider-Man

[Verse 1]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

He's the man with the plan

Makin' out upside down

Spinnin' webs, runnin' 'round

All through town, just 'cause he can

That's why, that's why he's a Spider-Man



[Verse 2]

Spider-Man, fought Harry's dad

Harry's dad is dead, now Harry's mad

He's gonna stab you if he can

But, oh wait, he can't, he can't hurt Spider-Man

Why is that? 'Cause y'all are best friends

That's right, he's-he's best friends with Spider-Man



Spider-Man, deliver pizza



[Verse 3]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

He stopped a train, yeah, with his bare hands

Octavius causin' a commotion

Spider-Man stepped in, now Doc's in the ocean



[Bridge]

Then Spider-Man 3 came

What happened, Spider-Man 3?

We wanted Venom but instead we got more Sandman and Peter Parker pelvic thrusts



[Verse 4]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Doin' things that a spider can, y'all

He made out with Gwen in front of his girl

Thought she wouldn't care but it wrecked her world

What's up? I thought you were smarter than that, Spider-Man

I don't know what the big deal is

She just a girl in my class

We only made out in front of like a thousand people in that special upside down way that only you and I have shared

Where ya goin'?

I haven't even shown you the engagement ring I got from my aunt

It didn't cost me a dime

I'm Spider-Man, y'all



*snickers*

That's so stupid