[Verse 1]
One, two, three, and then the fourth, Prometheus
New Covenant will make some more
Aliens to make your chest burst on up
'Cause a Xenomorph will rip it up
Ridley Scott did it first, so let's awake on the shuttle
A cranky space crew answering a call to some trouble
Ain't nothing but a space job, baby
Now the ship's broke and crew acting lazy
Weyland is the company that pays them
But you're expendable, so get ready for mayhem (yeah)
Back to the movie at hand
Kane's chest popped out a monster
Now it's worse than it began
Now survival's the objective
And this angry robot hobbit is stubborn and defective
Meanwhile, the aliens is out there
Droolin' on man and killin' that man
And at the same time, hookin' woman
And now the rest are dead but Ripley get throught it
She got a flamethrower, and a cat, and left before she blew it
Yeah
Now there's just one more scare before we yield
Shoot the alien out to space, now watch it squeal
And that's the end and Ripley's undies have had enough
She goes back to sleep after all of that monster stuff

[Chorus]
A and like L and like I and uh
It's like E and like N and like S and uh
It's like HISS!
You want more Aliens to explode?
James Cameron, it's time to make the next episode

[Verse 2]
Well, Ripley's sleepin', and she's sleepin', and she's sleepin'
But she's gotta go back 'cuz this story need repeatin'
The Marines take her 'cuz they need her help
So sit back, relax on this elevator straight to hell
They ain't never been in a fight like this before
They are totally outnumbered, one by one they start to go
At the same time that Burke tries to creep
Facehuggers on Ripley and Newt both while they sleep
To add to all their stressin'
The vents start jettin'
'Cuz it's all gonna blow
So they go but no joke
The Queen rode along so she lived too
But Ripley wasn't worried 'cuz she knew what to do

[Chorus]
She's like BIFF!
She's like BAP!
She's like BAM!
And then she's like SWING!
She's like CLAMP!
She's like FLIP!
And uh, she's like WHOOSH!

[Verse 3]
Oh, you want some more episodes?
David Fincher, bring this arc to a close
Sleepin' on the spaceship
This is where it falls apart
Everybody dies but Ripley
Oh, no no
Fallin' onto a planet full of gangstas all bald and mean
Wanted more Aliens but we got no Marines
This is the part where the series gets dark and deep
A sad no-pay-off movie with bad CG
Ripley says, "I am out, tired of this tripe."
Dude's ear is danglin'. This is over, right?
Yeah, but it don't quit
There's one more movie and it's just horse poop
So, Joss (what up, dawg?)
Gotta write them what they want
(What's that person?)
Gotta clone up Ripley
(Sounds pointless)
Yeah, it is actually
Let's just skip to Prometheus
Is where it takes place and the search for the answers
Why the engineers made us but didn't cure cancer
Ridley Scott is back and it's all the same questions
What's on that ship? Don't worry about infections
David's pushin' every single button like THWACK!
Infects Holloway so his body gets jacked
Just in time for Shaw and him to get some booty
Now Shaw is all preggo with this slimy tentacle cutie
Shaw continues to run now, tummy cut down
And David is like, "Hey, Engineer, why don't you put the smack down?"
Yeah, but it don't stop
Gotta save Earth before the engineers make it pop
So they pull it off, a new dawn
David's head and Shaw are gone
P-R-O-M-E-Theus
And a movie they call Alien
Puttin' it all together
Like my homie Ridley Scott
No one has done it better

[Chorus]
Like one and like two but not three and uh
It's not four and not Versus Predator either
It's like Alien
And now it's Covenant's turn to show
I'm sure it's totally original

[Outro]
It's all the same movie
Different crew, different surviving brunette girl
It's all the same movie
Yeah, yeah, yeah