How It Should Have Ended
Yield to the Shield (Capt. America Parody)
[Iron Man]
So...

[Superman]
Unless you're a plane...

[Batman]
Or a bomb...

[Superman]
Or some ice...

[Winter Soldier]
Or a brainwashed buddy...

[Spider-Man]
Or a Spider-Man...

[All in unison, except Captain America]
Then you don't necessarily have to yield

[Captain America]
Please stop, for the love of God!

[Iron Man]
Huh.
Never woulda guessed.
Cap hates music.
What are you?
Hydra or something?

[Captain America]
No.
Why would-why would you think that?