Yield to the Shield (Capt. America Parody)

[Iron Man]

So...



[Superman]

Unless you're a plane...



[Batman]

Or a bomb...



[Superman]

Or some ice...



[Winter Soldier]

Or a brainwashed buddy...



[Spider-Man]

Or a Spider-Man...



[All in unison, except Captain America]

Then you don't necessarily have to yield



[Captain America]

Please stop, for the love of God!



[Iron Man]

Huh.

Never woulda guessed.

Cap hates music.

What are you?

Hydra or something?



[Captain America]

No.

Why would-why would you think that?