How It Should Have Ended
The Tron Rap
[Verse 1: Narrarator]
Comin' straight outta ENCOM, take it back to '82
Way back when computers were the size o' you
Movie 'bout hackin', movie 'bout gamin'
The biggest nerd movie to ever need explainin', bust it
[Flynn]
F to the L to the Y-N-N
Computer hacker, baby
Yo, I'm gonna get in
Got my job ripped off
Workin' hard a 9-to-5
Now I'm in the game world
Gotta fight to survive
Big glasses, bad hair
Yeah that's my runnin' crew
But somethin' even worse now is comin' for you
Master Control, you call him MCP
His posse of red, they don't control+alt+delete (NO)
Blow it up, they goin' down
Time to get it goin' now
Stop this giant funnel (How?)
With this other program (Pow!)
[Chorus]
It's TRON
It's TRON
It's TRON
[Narrarator: Hook]
Nerds
You know they tryin' to get TRON
Got 'em jumpin' up and down and sideways (Sideways)
But when he and Flynn ride
MCP be chasin' them all day (All day)
No time to restart (NO)
Just put your money in the arcade (YES)
And let your Frisbees fly
'Cause on the game grid, you know we all say
[Chorus]
It's TRON
It's TRON
It's TRON
[Hook: Dumont]
Hold up, wait a minute
Let me put some quarters in it
Hold up, wait a minute
Let me put some quarters in it
[Verse 3: TRON]
Yeah, the big "T" I am
Rollin' with Flynn and my homeboy Ram
Lightcycles goin' left, right, now that's right
Smashin' all them haters into a flash of light
So what's up? You think you're better than me?
You think you can take down the MCP?
Well, step up, I'll bring you down to size
My name is TRON, son, you better recognize, recognize
Yeah, throwin' Frisbees, takin' names
Pointy-eared sucka thinks he gots more game
Program, please, this joke is just sad
And your boss is nothin' more than an overgrown iPad (Ooh)
Oh, and you know that's right
Just watch my boy Flynn as he jumps inside
You turn blue, more like M.C. Shame
Now watch my disk soar as we all say my name, come on
[Chorus]
It's TRON
It's TRON
It's TRON
[Narrarator: Hook]
Geeks
You know they tryin' to get TRON
Got 'em jumpin' up and down and sideways (Sideways) (Ooh)
But when he and Flynn ride
MCP be chasin' them all day (All day)
No time to restart (NO)
Just put your money in the arcade (YES)
And let your Frisbees fly
'Cause on the game grid, you know we all say
[Chorus]
It's TRON
It's TRON
It's TRON
[Breakdown: Dumont]
This part goes out to those who'd get offended
If we don't show how TRON shoulda ended
Stop the MCP once and for all
No need to go inside, just...
[Spoken: Flynn]
Bleep
OK, guys
I did it
It-it was really easy
[Narrator]
But that's no fun to animate
[In Unison]
Hey!
[Flynn]
Yeah!
1982, baby!
We got 8-bit graphics up in this!
Where my floppy disks at?!
[Narrarator]
Where my flippy-floppys, flippy-floppys?
[Flynn]
TRON, baby, now it's Legacy
Take us out, BIT!
[Outro: BIT]
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