Listen to Giuseppe play the trumpet, he's so good
He's better at the music than at life or fatherhood
Satchmo how do you hold the note so long?
What do you eat or drink that makes you so strong?
He says he gets it all from the open air
He says he gets it all, but I don't believe
It's gotta be cocaine or he wouldn't stare
So long at the sugar on my shelf
No sir, I know better
And I know better
And I know better, better, better boy
Listen to my brother brag about all his hot girls
Variegated muses from all corners of the world
Brother how does it feel to be so popular?
Yeah you're an internet conquest casanova, sure
He says he gets it all from the open air
He says he gets it all, but I don't believe
It's gotta be cocaine or he wouldn't stare
So long at the sugar on my shelf
No sir, I know better
And I know better
And I know better, better, better boy
Listen to that politician making all his plans
He's gonna fix the world and be a perfect family man
Mr. Trump how did you get so damn wise?
And convince a single soul to put their trust in your tiny eyes?
He says he gets it all from the open air
He says he gets it all, but I don't believe
It's gotta be cocaine or he wouldn't stare
So long at the sugar on my shelf
No sir, I know better
And I know better
And I know better, better, better boy