[SEBASTIAN]
The sun is nearly gone
The lights are turning on
A silver shine that stretches to the sea

We've stumbled on a view
That's tailor-made for two
What a shame those two are you and me

Some other girl and guy
Would love this swirling sky
But there's only you and I
And we've got no shot

This could never be
You're not the type for me

[MIA]
Really?

[SEBASTIAN]
And there's not a spark in sight
What a waste of a lovely night

[MIA]
You say there's nothing here?
Well, let's make something clear
I think I'll be the one to make that call
[SEBASTIAN]
But you'll call?

[MIA]
And though you looked so cute
In your polyester suit

[SEBASTIAN]
It's wool

[MIA]
You're right, I'd never fall for you at all
And maybe this appeals
To someone not in heels
Or to any girl who feels
There's some chance for romance

[SEBASTIAN]
(whistling)

[MIA]
But, I'm frankly feeling nothing

[SEBASTIAN]
Is that so?
[MIA]
Or it could be less than nothing

[SEBASTIAN]
Good to know
So you agree?

[MIA]
That's right

[SEBASTIAN & MIA]
What a waste of a lovely night