[Chorus: All]
We're counting on a very Merry Christmas
We're counting on a Merry Holiday
We're counting on each other
To not make poor Santa suffer
With all the stuff we want on Christmas Day

[Verse 1: Nine, Six, Fourteen, Seven]
I want a new skateboard and some sunnies
I want a new whiteboard and some pens
I wanna be free, and I want a new TV
And I really, really, really want some friends

[Verse 2: Fifteen, Ten, Eight, Zero]
I want a new shack out in the forest
I wanna compete in my own show
I want a deck of cards, and a life that's not so hard
And i really, really, really want some snow

[Chorus: All]
We're counting on a very Merry Christmas
We're counting on a Merry Holiday
We're counting on each other
To not make poor Santa suffer
With all the stuff we want on Christmas Day
[Verse 3: Two, Four, X, Two & Four]
I want a vacation and a beach house
I want my contestants back from you
And I want everyone to get along and have some fun
But I really, really, really don't want to

[Verse 4: Five, Seven, Eight, Six, *Fourteen,* **All except Fourteen & Four**]
I want some new books to fill my bookshelves
I want Five to stop being a dork
Hey!
Guys, please, let's not fight
Somehow, I think Eight is right
*And I really, really, really want a fork*
**No!**

[Chorus: All]
We're counting on a very Merry Christmas
We're counting on a Merry Holiday
We're counting on each other
To not make poor Santa suffer
With all the stuff we want on Christmas Day
Hooray!