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Last Christmas, I gave you my STDs

But the very next day, you ate it

This year, to save me from tears

I'll give it to Ryan



I'm dreaming of a sexy Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know

Where the shiny balls glisten and elves listen

To hear people doing the dindong in the snow



You were optimistic

You were charming

Monarch of prison

When the band finished playing

They howled out for more

The crowd were swinging

All the elves they were singing

You asked me to canoodle

And then we did eat



But then last Christmas, I gave you my STDs

And the very next day, you ate it

This year, to save me from tears

I'll give it to Ryan instead



You're stupid

You're condescending

Happy Christmas to you

I pray God it's your last



Rockin' around the Christmas a pole

At the Christmas party hop

Rockin' around the Christmas a pole

Let the Christmas spirit ring

Later I'll have some pussycat

And me and Ryan will eat



I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about virginity

I just want Ryan for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true oh

All I want for Christmas is Ryan



Oh, Ryan yeah, oh Ryan yeah

Ryan the a god is a stunning, helpful soul

Ryan the a god is a fairy tale they say



Ryan baby, I want you and really that is all

I'll wait up for you, dear

Ryan baby, won't you eat with me tonight?



So here it is, sexy Christmas

Everybody's here to canoodle

Look to the future now

It's only just begun



Simply having a sexy Christmastime

Simply having a sexy Christmastime