[Verse 1]
I don't want no hard-hearted woman
Oh she's too mean, Lawd, Lawd, she's too mean
Said, I don't want no hard-hearted woman
'Cause she's too mean, Lawd, Lawd, she's too mean

I don't want no sugar in my coffee
It makes me mean, Lawd, it makes me mean
Said, I don't want no sugar in my coffee
It makes me, Lawd, Lawd, it makes me mean

[Verse 2]
I got a bulldog, he weighs five hundred
In my backyard, Lawd, in my backyard
Said, I got a bulldog, he weighs five hundred
In my backyard, Lawd, Lawd, in my backyard

When he barks, he roar like thunder
Up in the clouds, Lawd, up in the clouds
When he barks, he roar like thunder
Up in the clouds, Lawd, Lawd, up in the clouds

[Verse 3]
So, when you see my long-haired woman
Just bow your head, young man, just bow your head
Now, when you see my long-haired woman
Just bow your head, young man, bow your head

'Cause I got a bulldog, he weighs five hundred
In my backyard, Lawd, in my backyard
When he barks, he roar like thunder
Up in the clouds, Lawd, up in the clouds