Head Pixie:
Who shuts the mall down early?
Who wants you in by dark?

Timmy:
YEAH! Who gets all mad and surly
When we make a smart remark?
Who do we have to hide from
From Dimmsdale to old Beijing?
They're taking away our summer
Adults ruin everything!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
With all their rules and laws!

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
We must fight back because

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
Time and time again!

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
Trust no one over 10!

Chester McBadbat:
I’d feed the whole world ice cream!

Veronica:
I’d super size the mall!

A.J.:
I’d melt stuff with my heat beam!

HP:
Too bad it’s not your call

Timmy:
But I’ve got two magic fairies!

Cosmo:
Wands waiting to be twirled!

Timmy:
Adults can’t ruin everything if
Us kids ran the world!

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
But kids would run things right!

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
But we know we can fight!

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
That’s how this day unfurled!
But that won’t happen if I wish that
Kids could rule the world!

(Instrumental)

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
But Kids would run things right!

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
But we know we can fight!

Kids:
Adults ruin everything!

Timmy:
That’s how this day unfurled!
But that won’t happen if I wish that
Kids would rule the world!

Timmy:
Who gets to set the curfews?

Kids:
Kids!

Timmy:
Who gets to make the laws?

Kids:
Kids!

Timmy:
There’s one adult left we all trust
And his name is Santa Claus!

Kids:
Kids!

Timmy:
Who gets to run the country?

Kids:
Kids!

Timmy:
Who gets to say what’s cool?

Kids:
Kids!

Timmy:
How can I put it bluntly?

Kids:
Kids!

Timmy:
Now it’s kids who
Rule!

(During the final line, all other kids sing: “Adults ruin everything! Now it’s kids who rule!”)