[Intro]
Yeah they joke and they joke and they joke and they joke and they joking on me
(Yeah)

I been meditating don't pull any prank calls on me
(Prank calls)
Tryna reach nirvana ain't a struggle for me
(Struggle)
Don't pull up at 6am for conversions from me
(Conversions)
You know how I like it when you're praying on me
(Yeah)
I don't wanna be a prophet for them to miss me
(Yeah)
Yes I see the jokes that they're joking on me
(Hope)
Hope I got some Buddha's that can learn from me
(Yeah)
Theyre gonna tell a story that was different from me

Buddha's plan
Buddha's plan

I meditate sometimes I won't
(Won't)
I pray sometimes I don't
(Don't)
I meditate all over the states
(States)
Might go down as M.O.N.K
(M.O.N.K)
I go hard in the temple
(Temple)
I make sure the temple pray
(Pray)
And still
Bad jokes
It's a lot of bad jokes that they joking, they joking, they joking, they joking, they're joking on me

They say can you bless me
I tell 'em only partly
I only bless my book and my momma
I'm sorry
39.99 I got it tatted on me
Don't even bring the books to the party
And you know me
(Yeah)
Turning non-buddhists in to Buddhists
Without my pastor there'd be no me
(No me)
Imagine if I never started the hotline
(Hotline)

Buddha's plan
Buddha's plan

I do conversions on my own
(Yeah)
Someone watching this close
(Watch close)
I've been me since '15
('15)
Might go down as M.O.N.K
(M.O.N.K)
I go hard in the temple
(Temple)
I make sure that temple pray
(Pray)
And still

Bad jokes
It's a lot of bad jokes that they joking, they joking, they joking, they joking, they're joking on me
Bad jokes
It's a lot of bad jokes that they joking, they joking, they joking, they joking, they're joking on me