[Intro: Regina Marie G]
I found my heart on the mountain (mountain)

[Message 1]
You have two new voice messages and three saved messages
New message:
All is-
Hello, I hope all is well. My name is John, and I know this is a bit random, but I was calling in regards to your property. I’m interested in making you a cash offer on your property. If we are to come to an agreement, my offer would be 100% cash, I would buy the property in as-is condition and we will even pay for all of your closing costs. If you’re interested, please call me back as soon as you get this message. If not, that’s okay, please disregard the message. I do thank you for your time today, and have a great day

[Message 2]
Hi, it’s Stacy for the Dallas division, and I’ve changed companies since the last time we’ve spoke. I was reviewing your case file and my new company could’ve crushed that offer by thousands of dollars. Give me a call back when you get this, so that I can tell you about our new client package and also get you a $500 sign off bonus. My number is *omitted*

[Message 3: Young Choppa 5ive5ive6ix]
You know, you can’t trust minorities nowadays. Sometimes, you gotta do things yourself. Luckily, I came prepared. You know, I’m gonna say the N-word
NO, YOU CAN’T SAY THE N-WORD!
AHHHHHH!

[Message 4]
Hey, Cha-