Piccolo:
Let’s get down to business
To control the world

Gohan:
But I don’t think I’m ready

Piccolo:
Shut up
You nerd

Your the saddest runt I’ve ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Gohan I’ll make a man out of you

(Gohan: But I’m only four)
(Piccolo: DODGE!)

King Kai:
Raise your hands to the sky
To collect the ki

Goku:
Hey I think I’ve got it
Oh, look a monkey
Mr. Popo:
You're a spineless pale
Pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a man out of you

Tienshinhan:
Oh my god
This is worse than death

Yamcha:
Hope toriyama doesn’t screw me

Chiaotzu:
Man I really hopе Tien will be okay
(Yamcha: Gay!)
Hey

Mr popo:
What’s wrong maggots, out of brеath?

Krillin:
I don’t wanna die a virgin

Mr popo:
Boy, you really need to watch just what you say
Piccolo:
You must be swift as a coursing river
With all the force of the great typhoon
(Gohan: Piccolo, help!)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
(Gohan: You blew that up Mr. Piccolo)
(Piccolo: I know)

Nappa:
Time is reaching forward
Until we arrive

Vegeta:
Shut the hell up Nappa
And you might
Survive

Nappa:
Vegeta, are we there yet

Vegeta:
No Nappa
No we’re not

Nappa:
How 'bout now
Vegeta:
No, Goddamn it Nappa!

Background Vocals:
Be a man

Mr. Popo:
You must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Background Vocals:
Be a man

Goku:
I must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man!)
With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man!)
With all the strength of a raging fire (Be a man!)
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!